Swearing is pretty common. People just shout them like they’re nothing.
And not many people know what those swear words even mean.
I’m not perfect, so I swear occasionally. But I don’t use swear words I don’t know or swear words that are very crude.
Swear words are said so much that they’re not even offensive sometimes.
So one day, I decided to explain the meaning of asshole to my sis. I told her this:
You’re like an asshole because all that comes out of you is shit.
Her reaction was pretty funny.
Use swear words appropriately for more effectiveness.
Mom: How do you spell “team”?
Me: T E A M
Mom: T A M
Me: T E A M
Mom: T E A M
Mom: *leaves* *comes back* There’s no R right?
Me: … Yes, there is no R.
- a while later -
Mom: How do you spell “tree”
Me: T R E E
Mom: There’s no M right?
Today I tried McDonald’s Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry. I tasted okay, but I’m not a fan of the chunks of chocolate in it.
We’ll to be honest, I’m not a fan of chunky foods.
Like Dairy Queen’s Oreo Blizzard… they have like a whole Oreo in there!
I’d rather them just give me some ice cream and a plate of Oreos…
My brother asked me how “awkward” was spelt.
I ignored him for a bit to do some tumblring.
He got a bit mad so I just told him to pronounce it.
He says he tried.
So I pronounce it for him.
So I go: AWU-KUH-WARD!
Brother: Just tell how to spell it!
Brother: No! Just spell it out!!!